Friday, August 1, 2008
Torrance Cat Found Unconscious
HellCat of the Pacific was found unconscious today in his backyard, the apparent victim of falling peaches.
Passersby refused to render aid due to the victim's breath "smelling like cat food".
HellCat eventually recovered sufficiently enough to retreat to his usual place beside the wall, where out of the range of falling peaches, he slept it off.